I GUESS I'M A DAD NOW
A Humorous Handbook for Newish Dads Who Don't Want to Suck
There are no rules or explanations to this dad game, and yet it seems like society will literally collapse if you get this wrong.
Of course, I’m the most amazing pharmacist comedian you’ve ever met, but I'm JUST LIKE YOU.
Just a real dad trying to figure it all out.
DAD, DO YOU FIND YOURSELF QUESTIONING YOUR SKILLS AS A FATHER?
ARE YOU THINKING:
I feel confused.
I feel overwhelmed.
I feel like a failure.
Connect with your kid(s).
1. Read this book.
Take 4 hours and get all of this stuff in your head - you’ll know you’re not alone. Dog-Ear some pages and underline stuff (it’ll also impress your wife!).
2. Come back along the journey.
This is a handbook. Come back to the pages when you need help making it through a challenge.
3. Be crowned by your kid.
The BEST Dad of All Time who didn't suck and was there for me when I needed him.
Comedy Can’t Lie! Because, then it isn’t funny.
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I wrote this book for ME. I needed a way to keep track of the glimpses of truth that I found along the way in the first few years of fatherhood. So if you’re there right now, or about to be, brother, I am here for you! I can still smell what it was like!
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Of course, I’m the most amazing pharmacist comedian you’ve ever met, but I'm JUST LIKE YOU. I’m just a real dad trying to figure it all out.
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I’m tired, I’m frustrated. My kids are nowhere near perfect, and neither are their parents.
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As a pharmacist, I am doubly trained to see the details, spot the patterns, and find the answers.
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As a comedian, my brain sorts all of that and finds the strangest way to flip everything in a way that makes people stop and finally see the TRUTH -
PRE-ORDER TODAY!
Offering pre-order bonuses to you, DAD, or Mom buying it for DAD!
Check out what I have to offer, and help me save humanity, one father at a time.
PRE-ORDER OFFER 1
PURCHASE 1 COPY AND RECEIVE:
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The Spotify playlist of songs I listened to while writing and editing the book, plus some good ol' fashioned dad tunes!
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The Official Jenks Kid Reading List that my wife and I have cultivated-with access to a live Google Doc that I update regularly.
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Five bonus recipes for busy dads that I didn't include in the book.
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A list of my essential “Dad Gear.”
MAKE ME AN OFFER!
Want to me to fly somewhere to talk to your group or company?
Need me to come to your kitchen and teach you how I cook?
Have an absurd number of copies you need me to sign?!
I make no promises, but send me an offer at cory@coryjenks.com.
IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS!!
After ordering, email your receipt to cory@coryjenks.com with the preorder number you've purchased in the subject of the email. My team, and by my team, me, will review these manually so please allow time for response. While you wait, you should play with your kids or something.
THE STAKES ARE HIGH
Don’t risk being locked down, alone with a horrible kid because no one wants it around!
Don’t single-handedly cause the downfall of our civilization!
Don’t risk having a bad relationship with your kid.
Join a bunch of other dads as we build the foundations for an amazing, lifelong relationship with our kids.